Ben's somewhat spiffy-looking but ultimately craptastic rock-paper-scissors game(tm)

The longest and most accurately titled game at the App Store!

Yes, finally, the game
everyone someone no-one has been talking about is here: "Ben's somewhat spiffy looking, but ultimately craptastic rock-paper-scissors game(tm)" is now available at the iTunes AppStore for the low, low, LOW price of $0.99.

The following amazingly over-hyped super-duper-mega-fantastic features are included:


Rock, paper and scissors all in the same game!
Loads of words in the title!
Graphics!
No annoying sound to be turned off!
Really annoying music!
Nice looking icon!
Three almost identical play-modes
Insulting Monk!


Ben's somewhat spiffy looking, but ultimately craptastic rock-paper-scissors game(tm)

-Now, you don't need friends!

Easy to play for just about anyone:

The age old game of
rock-paper-scissors, rochambeau, stein-saks-papir or jan-ken-pon is now available for your iPhone or iPod touch.

Litteraly
days in development has resulted in a user-friendly version of the beloved game and we've even thrown in the Insulting Monk(tm). This is the classic RPS with no dynamite, armadillos or space-mutants in sight.
He will rock you!
He... won't!